The Nose, VI, 5.9, C2

June 1997

Yee-Haw it finally went! Who hasn’t heard of the Nose? It is probably the most famous rock climb in the world, up one of the most distinctive and challenging pieces of granite anywhere. Climbing El Cap has been a goal of mine since I really got into climbing about two years ago. I started by building a solid base of crack and aid skills, then cut my teeth on a desert wall. I wasn’t quite ready to go for the assault, preferring to hone my skills on a couple other Valley classics, but the opportunity presented itself and I took it.

We planned the climb for the second week in June, thinking that the weather that time of year would be good -- not too hot, but hopefully late enough in the year to avoid the rains (not a rin-din-din!). I arrived in the Valley from San Francisco early in the morning on Wednesday, hoping to find my partner, Craig, and do some long free climbs to “test each other out”. Craig and I hooked up on the internet, and had exchanged plans for the climb for a couple of months. That said, I knew relatively little about him and had never met him. Unfortunately, the weather didn’t seem to want to cooperate. Shortly after I arrived it started raining -- not too hard at first, but hard enough to postpone any plans for climbing that day. The only significant achievements we managed were hooking up with a third -- a Canuck and experienced mountaineer named Martin -- and sorting gear for the expedition. As just about every newbie has ever done we took too much stuff -- food, clothes, etc. We filled two haul bags and planned all manner of portaledges and poop tubes hanging below. The remainder of the day we spent hanging out in the Curry Village lounge (a highly recommended activity for rainy Valley days) sleeping and reading.

Day 0: Rope Fixing
The weather report was for the next day was clear skies in the morning with a chance of thundershowers in the afternoon. We decided that we didn’t have too much to lose by fixing our ropes to Sickle, so off we went to the base of the climb to sleep and rally early. Humping the pig out to the climb, I realized just how much sh*t we had brought. Porky and Wilbur were really full, and I wasn’t looking forward to hauling them up 34 pitches. Oh well, I thought, humping the pig always sucks, it’s just part of wall climbing.

After getting our gear up the “third class” that preceded the start of the climb, the first four pitches went smoothly. I found out then (and later) that “third class” in Yosemite can mean anything from a steep walk to a 5.5 climb. I came to dread these silly pseudo climbing sections; sometimes I think they were the most dangerous part of the climb. Do you rope up? We did, third class or no. Anyway, Craig was the self-proclaimed aid expert among us, so he took the first pitch and dispatched it nicely. The second pitch was mine, which also went relatively smoothly. The aid skills came back slowly, and I took my only fall of the climb when poorly placed alien popped lie a champagne cork out of a pin scar. The air time was only about ten feet and didn’t bother me a bit. After all, I was on my way up El Cap, right? Martin took the third and Craig the fourth pitch, no worries, until the middle of the fourth pitch when it started drizzling. Craig was halfway up the pitch, which is pretty thin and requires a pretty substantial pendulum. Rain was not the best addition to our day. Not wanting to bail, we waited ten minutes or so and it seemed to lighten up a bit, so off Craig went. He made it successfully to the top and Martin and I had the challenge of following the pendulum (not the best task, after all). By the time we made it to the top, the skies were getting dark again. This time, no kidding.

We fixed the first rope and off Craig went on rappel. Martin followed while I waited on top so that we could space the party out to avoid all sitting at hanging belays. About five minutes into our descent, the skies opened up. I was still on top, fortunately in my rain gear, and I settled down to wait and resolved myself to being wet. El Cap in the rain is pretty amazing. The rain collects on top and pours down the side, kind of the way beer does when you overfill the glass. My four rappels were literally down vertical rivers, of water, splashing over my boots and causing me to slip and slide the whole way down. We made it successfully and headed off to Curry for dry clothes, pizza, beer, and a weather report.

Day 1: Launch, slowly
Long story (not so) short, the weather the next day was good and we decided to launch. After a late start caused by yours truly sleeping through his alarm, we set off to jug and haul at about 7 am. Two delays would haunt us that first day -- my sleeping through the alarm and the rain preventing us from hauling to the top of Sickle or even higher. As a result, by the time the pigs and us were atop the class four (there that bloody thing is again -- class four my ass) fifth pitch and ready to launch into the real climbing it was after noon. Bad news.

The sixth pitch was mine -- 30 feet of 5.3 followed by 30 or so feet of 5.9 hand crack. One of my greatest worries going into the climb was that I would grip out high up and have to aid climbing that I knew I could free. This pitch was a testpiece and I found myself passing with flying colors. The 5.9 crack was great -- beautiful jams, good footholds, nice features, really fun. I even went a little high because I was enjoying myself so much. At the end of the day, the things I would come to struggle with on the climb weren’t what I expected, like forcing myself to free climb or dealing with lots exposure. I wrestled a lot more with random panic attacks where I was convinced we were never going to get off this bloody rock, one of my partners’ frequent, uncalled for temper tantrums, and simple rope and anchor management.

Earlier in the climb, Craig had announced his intention of taking the hard aid pitches in exchange for Martin and I doing the harder free stuff. I would rather free than aid any day, so we sort of agreed to the plan. That gave Martin the next two pitches -- both pendulums as we struggled to get over to the Stovelegs cracks. The both of them went relatively smoothly. I admired Martin throughout the climb for his ability to stay cool under pressure. He never seemed to grip out as we got high up -- he even took a 50 footer later in the climb without seeming to get phased (although he admitted later that the 50 footer phased him a bit. . .), In any event, the pendulum pitches got dispatched rather quickly and off I went on jumar to take the next couple pitches.

It was here that the only real sketchy part of the climb occurred. The wall hauler that we were using had been attached to a locking carabiner, as always. As it turned out, the biner was relatively manky and didn’t like the heavy loads of our haul bags and ledges. As I got about halfway up the eight pitch, Craig called down to me: “Ed, we’ve got a problem.” Not words you want to hear with 800 or so feet of exposure beneath you. As it turned out, the biner was starting to open up as Craig and Martin were hauling. “Ed, you’ve got to get as much weight out of the bags as fast as possible!” A little panic in his voice. I started down-jumaring as fast as I could to the haul bags, and managed to dig into one and start pulling water out. The first six bottles or so I clipped to myself, then I started tossing them (“Rock!” Long fall. Big splash. “Rock!”). I remember at the time thinking that we would regret tossing those four bottles (total of eight liters). Later in the climb we regretted it in a big way.

Having jettisoned our water, I finished jumaring. Martin and Craig had stabilized the biner and brought the bags up, carefully. The first thing that I did upon arriving at the belay was dig out two of the three BD Superlockers that I brought on the climb and insist that we use one on the wall hauler from now on. It was actually a pretty good lesson -- for the most part I was lucky in that I had partners with good judgment and sound skills. In climbing, however, you can never rely too much on your partner -- I should have seen the manky biner and replaced it with a bomber one. As the climb progressed I took more and more of the responsibility on myself to ensure our safety. Interestingly enough, so did my partners. By everyone taking greater than 50% of the mental and physical load, we created a “matrix” so to speak of cross-checking one another. Later in the climb when we were leading at night, cross checking each other became an important part of staying safe.

What turned out to be the last lead of the day was mine. A great 5.10 hand crack -- I took off with my free shoes on and cranked away. The stovelegs contain some of the best free climbing on the route, IMHO, and in spite of being tired I thoroughly enjoyed myself. The ninth pitch is short and I quickly came to the belay. Nine pitches of jugging and hauling had taken their toll on us and we were pooped. Plus, it was getting dark, I was starting to have a bit of a panic attack, and none of us had the gas to lead the last two pitches (one of them really long) to Dolt Tower in the dark. Out came the portaledges.

Normally parties don’t haul portaledges on the Nose -- there are plenty of natural ledges over the course of the climb and portaledges are just extra weight. We brought them because we expected lots of crowds, and ledges would have given us the freedom to move at our own pace. In this case, they gave us the freedom to crash in the middle of the Stovelegs. Setting up was a bit of a drawn out process, but we finally got our ledges set up and our ravioli-o’s out. As bitched out as I was for not having gotten more climbing done, the feeling of digging into my cold chef B and pudding while sitting 1000 feet up and admiring the stars is one I will remember for a lifetime. We could see the Milky Way, the night was cool and crisp, and the ledge was comfortable. I had no trouble sleeping as I drifted off, feeling content and happy.

Day 2: Long way to go
We were awakened at 5:30 by shouts of “off-belay” as some Nose-in-a-day climbers were firing up the Stovelegs. They were a pleasure to watch, moving with absolute efficiency of motion. We packed up our gear and hung out waiting for them to pass. Once Flash Gordon and his compatriot were by us, I started out on the tenth pitch. We intended to combine 10 and 11, and I took off with a free-climbing vengeance. I enjoyed this pitch (and 12, which I pretty much ran together with 10 & 11) more from a pure climbing standpoint than any other on the climb. Perfect 5.9/5.10 hand and fist jams for 200 feet (I must admit to a little bit of French free). A short tail end of pitch 12 brought us to the top of Dolt Tower, where we let the second and last party we would see for the whole climb pass. Three straight-forward free pitches that Martin led brought us to El Cap Towers, where we decided to bivy.

Since there was still some light left that day, we decided to fix the Texas Flake. I had been dreading this pitch as long as I had been planning the Nose, and I convinced Martin to lead it. Lead it he did with flying colors and we fixed for the next day. While Martin and I were fixing, Craig took the opportunity to make the first contribution to the poop tube. Taking a big wall dump is an interesting experience that we three all partook in on El Cap Towers. Open the bag, aim, and shoot. Hole in one! We had our dinner and leisurely watched the sun set. Yee-haw, one third of the way up. What I didn’t know was that sunset was to be our last moment of leisure until dawn two days later.

Martin and I were worried about our water situation (Craig was relatively confident that we would find water higher up on the route) -- we only had 12 liters of water left. We decided that we needed to get off in two days, and set our sights on Camp 5 the next day -- 9 pitches, a couple of them aid. We figured, though, that if we didn’t make Camp 5 the next day we wouldn’t make the summit on the following, and if we didn’t summit Monday we were in trouble. Off we went. Over the course of the day a couple of lucky events would speed our progress.

Day 3: The all-nighter, El Cap style
The first pitch was the boot flake -- easy aid which Craig dispatched quickly. Pitch 18 was mine -- the King Swing. In its heyday the King Swing was a huge double pendulum followed by some mandatory 5.9 free climbing. I had agreed to take it in exchange for leading the last pitch (34), which I really wanted to do. When we arrived atop the boot flake we found a static line connecting the 18th belay with the top of the King Swing. I took off on lead, clipped myself to the static line with a daisy and a single jumar and began to make my way across. The rope was pretty gnarly -- the middle section lacked a sheath, and I was jugging on the core strands of the rope. If it broke, I was in for a rather nasty swing into the side of the boot flake. After pausing for some pictures while hanging from this manky thing I made my way across without incident. I set up a belay and brought the bags and my compatriots across -- surely saving a substantial amount of time which we would need later.

Pitch 20 was actually the scariest part of the climb. After some easy aid Craig had to lower out and traverse 70 feet or so left on “questionable” class four rock. Following was a nightmare. I cleaned, and had to follow the traverse mostly on belay. Martin followed the bags and ended up swinging 40 of the 70 feet because his lower out line wasn’t long enough. We made it safe and sound to the belay ledge, barely, and gathered our wits. Two 5.9 pitches followed, which I led (also pretty nice and actually maybe 5.9 -- a lot of sandbagging goes on on the Nose). Great fun, we hauled them as one and managed to make our way to the Great Roof. The formation, which looks pretty cool from the ground, is actually amazing -- perfectly smooth, it juts out maybe 50 feet from the main wall. Martin had asked to lead it and off he went, aiding up to and around the monolith. While the lead was fun to watch, it also took a long time and we made it to the belay with the bags at around dusk. Now we faced an interesting choice -- we could set up the ledges (or rap down to Camp 4) and spend the night, knowing that we wouldn’t top out until Tuesday. Or we could push on into the night and climb by headlamp. Craig was the most fired up about getting off on time, so he volunteered to lead the next two pitches to Camp 5. The first pitch (the Pancake Flake) was short and difficult, the second pitch longer and a tad easier. Since the second pitch (25) involved some free climbing at the end, Craig brought me up and I finished it off. These two pitches literally took hours. They were some of the harder aid on the route and it was all in the dark. By the time we got to Camp 5 and settled into our bags it was starting to get light again. We agreed to crash for a few hours and set off again early for the summit. A second stroke of luck hit us on Camp 5, where we found a big jug of water that was most of the way full. We were down to four liters among the three of us and the jug literally saved our asses. As it was, we would finish the climb incredibly dehydrated, but that find of water allowed us to basically be uncomfortable instead of downright dangerous.

By the middle of day tempers had started to flare. It is amazing the amount of mental stress that one undergoes over the course of a wall, and we were taking it out on each other in big ways. We all kind of knew that we were stressed out and slights were as quickly forgotten as doled out.

Day 4: Topping out, Warren Harding style
We set out on the last day with a vengeance. Craig led the first aid pitch to the Glowering Spot. It was hard, and it took a long time. Martin led the next two, and ran them together (all on aid). I led the next two and ran them together as well, all on aid. Three belays, five pitches, half the day. My lead was fun and I really got into the aid groove.

By now we had reached the top of the 30th pitch. Four pitches to go and we could smell the summit with a vengeance. Martin took 31 and 32 and decided to try to run them together. This used to be where the death block was (apparently someone trundled the death block while the park was closed in January and February), and there is a small “mini-death block” on pitch 32 (which turned out to be overrated). Anyway, Martin took the biggest fall of the climb here -- he had made his way up to and past the midpoint (the belay for 31) and was almost to the belay for 32 when a TCU he was yarding on -- not even standing or aiding -- popped. He had been back cleaning the pitch to save gear and took a 50 footer for his troubles. I was belaying and was yanked up five or six feet by the force of the fall. Martin collected his wits, hopped back on the climb, and made his way to the alcove (at the top of the 32nd pitch). Craig-O and I jugged up, both having to do a free-hanging jug over 3000 feet of exposure. That would turn out to be the theme of the last two pitches -- lots of exposure.

Several times over the course of the climb I felt myself turning off a fear reflex, and this was one of those times. I knew rationally that the jug was safe -- as safe as any other jug, and despite the fact that I could see the bottom of the first pitch, if the rope broke I wouldn’t die any worse that any other jug. Perhaps the thing that scared me most was that I was pretty successful at turning off the reflex. I hopped on jumar and zipped up the pitch. It scared me because by doing so, I was abandoning some last refuge of sanity -- when a situation like that doesn’t scare you, you have to wonder. . .

The other notable thing about the alcove was that I started seeing blood in my urine. We were so dehydrated by this time that I didn’t think too much of it, but in retrospect I think that was a really bad sign. We were lucky to have gotten off El Cap when we did.

By the time we got the bags into the alcove it was again getting dark. What was the chance that we were going to wait out the last two pitches? Not a rin-din-din. Craig took off on the 33rd pitch -- short and mostly free, which he aided in the dark. The belay on this pitch is a hanging belay from a couple of bolts -- you can look down between your legs and see the bottom of the climb. Yee-haw, upping the ante. I zipped up to take the sharp end on the last pitch of the climb at about 11pm. The final pitch is supposed to be an easy bolt ladder over a couple of roofs to some 5.3 climbing. It turned out to be a reachy nightmare that had me swinging in my aiders all over the place (maybe it’s a good thing that I couldn’t see all the exposure beneath me). When I finally got to the 5.3 meander it looked more like 5.7 slab to me (remember it’s pitch black by this time). I popped on the free climbing shoes and delicately executed the last section to the belay. If you slip, you go tumbling over the roof into the expanse below. None of that on my sandwich, thank you very much. I managed to make it to the belay without incident. The rest of the night was spent getting the bags and my partners up to me and over the crest to the flat, woody section beyond. My headlamp decided to call it quits shortly after Craig made it to the top, the bags got stuck, we were all dehydrated and tired, and we couldn’t hear one another at all. But we muddled through and topped out shortly before dawn.

Last day: Sunrise and Descent
The descent turned out to be a nightmare of rappels and scrambling carrying the pig, but when we finally made it down to the parking lot it was all worth it. Smelling like something that would make a billygoat puke we conned some other climbers out of a bit of water and bamboozled a ride to El Cap meadow to get our cars from some tourists (nice Southern folks, must have thought we were crazy).

The seminal moment for me turned out to be sunrise after we topped out. I have watched the sun rise from all sorts of bizarre places across the third world, and the sunrise atop El Cap was one of the most powerful. We had killed ourselves for four days (literally for 48 hours straight) and the freedom from effort and the beauty and solitude of the sunrise was enough to stop the heart. Once in a while I am strongly convinced of God’s presence, and this was one of those times -- we made it safe and sound. Thoreau said something like: “Life is not what happens to you but what you make of what happens to you. Everyone dies, but not everyone fully lives. Too many people are having ‘near-life’ experiences.” The orange glow was enough confirm that I was alive, at least for another day.